Today is the Glorious Twelflth .... And D-Day for the baby - though he is deliberately ignoring that fact!
So I should clarify: I am talking a real, live, human boy baby here whose due date is today. It seems that I've been so obscure that people who haven't seen the sumo-wrestler sized bump I'm currently sporting think I'm referring to ABBW the book. Nope! Little person imminent. Book trailing (not far) behind.
So, I'm off to dunk a pineapple into some raspberry leaf tea and waddle up and down the stairs a lot. Any other suggestions gratefully received!